Just a random thought that's been driving me crazy because I haven't actually done anything over here in awhile...
But if a woman is walking around in a commercial all day, oh say carrying an extra large sheet cake, and she can't put it down for fear of damaging it for whatever OCD reason -- does that make you want to scream horrible things at the TV screen, too? Even more so as eventually throughout the day the woman realizes she has to pee, but again won't put the stupid cake down. So the next shot you see of her is emerging from the toilet stall, cake in tow. Then does your mind immediately stop to think where the cake was while she was in there? On the floor? Those little pull down armrest-size metal plates to hold your bags wouldn't hold that cake so much. So we're left to assume "on her lap". Next hoping and praying she didn't have an accidental runaway split-stream when she peed. And after her bid'ness, during the toilet-flush, hope that no bowl contents sprayed out into the bathroom stall as well. And then...does she put the cake down on the counter along with all the other soap scum and drippy hand-wash residue, just to wash her hands? Does she try to wash one hand at a time without dripping soap and water on the cake? Or does she leave the bathroom without cleaning her hands, now carrying her cake with the same fingers she just wiped with, using the flimsy one-ply "thin as a razor" public stall TP...
...only to soon-arrive at her friend's house, where she notices the perfect sized shelf in the fancy-schmancy kitchen fridge to hold her cake and finally lets go of it. All along, none of the guests ever suspecting that cake was in a bathroom stall balanced on a lap while she eliminated her bodily wastes.
If they cut into it and it was yellow cake, I would so be out of there. After dumping the expensive-dessert mint bowl in my purse, of course.
Spied on an employee in the Apple Store today - official corporate tee...
Please excuse Robyn from Comet-testing the last 24 hours. She has a baby who didn't think it was necessary to take a nap. Ever. Daddy is home for the weekend and sanity should return in very small doses now.
-The Management
I haven't tested software in awhile - very much looking forward to making my brain actually think and learn for a change!
